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Whatever Happened To White Dog Poop?

By Paige

Anyone remember white dog poop? We do too, it brings back nostalgic memories of childhood and playing in the park.

Seen Any Lately?

When was the last time you saw (or almost stepped in) a white pile? It’s been awhile, hasn’t it? Although this is a strange mystery to pursue, the answer is perfectly logical.

As it turns out, diet is the defining factor.

Back In The Day

Meat and bones used to comprise a large part of the domestic dogs diet, as a result their poop was rich in calcium. After a few days, water and organic components evaporated from their poop and what remained became dry, hard and turned white with calcium.

Diet of Convenience

Today’s dogs are fed from bags, tin cans and packets, with the occasional table scrap thrown in. None of which are natural. Dogs these days rarely consume enough calcium to create the whitening effect on their poop.

Don’t Take Our Word For It

Do your own experiment, throw your dog a bone or two, (preferably beef, don’t feed your dog chicken bones) and see if it gives you a taste of bit of childhood nostalgia for white dog poop.

32 Responses to “Whatever Happened To White Dog Poop?”

  1. Burnt african says:

    IN MY COUNTRY THIS IS A DELICACY

  2. Russian Commie says:

    In Soviet Russia, calcium eats dog!

  3. asy says:

    white shit

  4. That looks yummy-liscious.

  5. fishboy says:

    actually the thing about chicken bones is a fallacy.
    chicken bones are fine,as are any other bones,as long as they are raw.

    believe it or not dogs are evolved to eat raw food
    as in the wild they do not have the secret of mans red fire,and they do not have access to tinned dog or even dried dog food

    cooked bones can splinter,in a dangerous way,raw bones do not.

  6. Ugly United-Statesian says:

    Great comments – entertaining and even informative (dogs not having the secret of man’s red fire, nor access to tinned or even dry dog food in the wild).

  7. Angry Conservative says:

    IT’S ALL A LIE!!!11! IT’S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY TO TAKE AWAY WHITE DOG POOP BECAUSE WHITE DOG POOP IS IMPORTANT TO THE LIBERAL AGENDA TO PROVE THAT WE WALKED ON THE MOON SOMEHOW!!1!11! Also, God.

  8. Bumhole Smells like Facehole says:

    I used to dress my dog in cute little Hitler outfits. A neighbor complained, so I stopped. Now he poops a range of colors.

  9. American Dreamer says:

    White dog poops are great in soups. They add a nice mellow flavor to most roadkill stews too.

  10. Trumpetard says:

    I want to eat Donnie’s golden poops of wealth and intelligence!

  11. Griffin says:

    My dogs regularly eat raw bones, including chicken bones which are perfectly safe if uncooked, and never have any white poop.

  12. Anal Fungus says:

    But.. I thought it was anal fungus.

  13. PooP expert says:

    white poop matters (WPM)

    don’t discriminate, white and brown poop are equally important; just different

  14. Jon says:

    This proves “white privelege” is old shit.

  15. I’ve never seen white poop, because if I don’t pick up my dogs shit out of the yard every day, my father beats me with jumper cables.

  16. white shit -- typical says:

    in *my* country, we used to shoot nazis in the head.

  17. The lone adult says:

    Cool cool cool just a bunch of tired and lazy racist jokes. I really love the thought and effort you each put in to regurgitating them.

  18. Lilt the Catto says:

    I love daddy Rory.

  19. I used to feed my dogs exclusively raw food. My English Mastiff would eat a whole raw chicken in 8 minutes. His poop was always white, never smelled bad, and generally would dry out and blow away in a day or two. Much healthier too!

  20. Canadian Nihilist says:

    I’m stuck on the comment from “Raped Canadian” left in 2011. Is it a literal reference to a rape that you cannot get past, or is it a Aboriginal thing that is meant to provoke thoughts on genocide of culture? …Or could it be that we Canadians are still held under the monarch? It would be great to know why that’s your name.

  21. White guy says:

    This is where my people originated!

  22. Poopiebutthole says:

    I would like to add that, (most), dogs today are inbred slaves who’s only purpose is to entertain and soothe the suffering of humans and these dogs have (d)evolved beyond recognition of what they used to be in the wild. Fucksake some breeds can barerally breed or breathe properly.
    So yeah.. hooray humans!

  23. Hairy Latvian says:

    In my country we are cook white shit and pretend is potato.

  24. DICKHEAD says:

    This is my Breakfast.
    Eat Dogs

  25. DontMatterIfRaw says:

    To the idiot who says they feed their dogs chicken bones regularly as long as their not cooked, it doesn’t matter. All it takes is 1 splintering to fuck up your dog, not a lot over time.

  26. Tummy Ache says:

    I ate a white dog shit as a double dare when i was 15, it was so dry.

  27. ScatFetishist85 says:

    mmnnn… that’s a real good poop….

  28. Kardaki says:

    I knew a boy used it as chalk, very talented artist. Bring these retro art tools back!

  29. where the fuck am i says:

    how did i find this webpage what the fuck even is all this

    what am i doing with my life

  30. My dog has no nose says:

    Kardaki made me wander, do you think poop-chalk smells like Picasso?

  31. KansasSings says:

    All they pooped was dust in the wiiiiiind! Ohhhh hoooooooo!

  32. WHALEOYLBEEFHOOKED says:

    Yummy! Not as spicy as brown shit but more nourishing.

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